Monday, November 21, 2005

Spotlight On Oracle License

666violame @ 2005-11-21T23: 03:00

hell raiser
Completely fucked!


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Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Eyes Burn Before Period

Give me your fruit, let my love, more, more, more please, more, more, more, yes, yes Mr

- Mami ... I slept with my boyfriend, and am no longer a virgin!
- Then take a green lemon and suck.
- And that I will return your virginity?
- No, but I removed the face of vicious bitch and you're satisfied.













- Daughter, tell the neighbors you're sleeping with your boyfriend.
- Ay, mami, people are more gossip: one sleeps with anyone and say it
and groom. Once home

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

Infant Bedding Advice

I Interview: Lidia

Sensei, components Lidia interviewed for the vacant post of a singer. Reproduce the interview, but for some reason lately I have not entirely clear the love I have lost my tape recorder and no longer in use as before. So much so that have yet to mount the test recordings Asin VIII ....
Anyway, the girl did not die for the group, which is bad, I'd rather you play TheRasmus, which is good, not learned the songs that I recorded, which is bad, she sang the No Fear TheRasmus, which is good, although it appeared that the child Telemadrid program to put a headset and you had to figure out what song he was singing, which is not all good, made beautiful treble, which is good, no one was listening, what which is bad, had a fairly wide range of voice, which is good, not Mantani a steady tone of voice but rather sing with a trickle of voice on the verses and shouted in chorus, which is not good and, well, more or less that's all.
The curious part was in the coffee prepared by Sensei, who must know Chofo because there remained, except the leader, who took it but enterito did not comment on its quality (so that when the babies to squeeze blood thirsty) (well, I drink blood until I have no thirst, but that's another story), and the anger that had Sensei and LordHeras because Leader yesterday threw them from their homes as if they were filthy vermin. They also began to show new work by the leader associated with the first single from the band: "Tell me." Pego Sensei

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PostPost: to see if next time I'm 2 weeks late, then if I forget the exciting parts Y_Y Local

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X Essay: or pleasure you feel when you have to take care not to step on any jeruinga

new huge room (no piss, painted punkarras or syringes lying around) and our first interviewee.
We had only 13 minutes, so the thing was fast, running, and pain. The respondent is not heard above the instruments, the Sensei was inflated to steal sugar from the room, just a Wicked Game maltocaron and doused them, so the interview was to take place at the home of Sensei.
What did was remarkable, apart from how the leader uses his girlfriend to go to the lost Bocar LordHeras Sensei and was the terrifying sound effects that had the microphone, so I took it and it seemed that he was talking Satan himself. Sensei
did nothing, no battery, Leader was his ball and Victor played too. Rape

Monday, October 17, 2005

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HAPPY I TRISCAIDECOMESTRE Rape

are back with more grip, new singer, new gig, new songs, and desire to rock to stop, for you who are the best fans in the whole world. After his tour of Barnacity, the Rape have been hired for a concert in the Spring Festival from a local famous for having one another to the subject called "Jevysexual", having created this concept is already a global fashion , I mean a place at the height of the all-powerful Guardians of Valhalla. Waiting for your assistance, congratulations and farewell dinners penis: Sensei Pego
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PD: 13 months already served snif snif

PD II: And watch for this Saturday published the article with the scoop of the X test this revolutionary rock band Jevysexual.

PD III: And if you expect a post compilation of our experience during our first year as a group, you can rest easy. Never come. You are

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

How Does A Green Tree Python Usually Die

What main character on Daria are you MOST like?

Upchuck!


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Monday, September 19, 2005

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Back to School with

Post a comment with your name and me ....

1. I will respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song and movie remind me of you ..
3. Pick a flavor of gelatin to make you jelly wrestling
4. I will say something that only makes sense for you and me
5. I'll tell you my first clear memory about you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you should post it in your journal.


If I remember correctly, was stolen from [info] hidarilinks

Saturday, July 30, 2005

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Rape

We

name for the group. We beg colaboréis
exposing about 4 or 5 names that you believe are definitive for the Guardians of Valhalla and / or Vote to the following names already given by LordHeras:
1 - Rape
2 - Light in the Darkness
3 - Carlos and the Segomoides
4 - Maiden Aluche
5 - Drunken Dwarf

By Sensei Pego:
1 - Rape
2 - The mother of Pego it sucks
3 - Yamínohikari
4 - Stradicaster
5 - Transylvania

And God
1 - Drunk Guardian
2 - Dragon Panza
3 - Iron Monger
4 - Chaos death and destruction
5 - absurd name and laughable terriblemnte
6 - Guest Artist
7 - As opening act:
8 - Unlimited Edition

Thursday, July 21, 2005

3 Internet Dongle Hacking

name for the group thing for you just an idiot

Please leave a comment in one word, the one you think best reminiscent of what you think of yourself, and not your name or is in your LJ nick. You can copy the word to others.

Just a word, nothing more.

If you've seen this somewhere else, take it as an opportunity to cheat and use a second word.

And if you like and do not believe that we are a gilipuertas to put such crap on our Livejournal, copy this to yours ^ ^

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Yellow Ranger Died In A Car Crash



is said that in an inner city, a group of people had fun with the village idiot , a poor man of low intelligence who lived in small jokes and alms. Every day they called the idiot at the bar where they met and offered a choice of two coins, one large and one small R $ 400 reais, 2000. He always chose the largest and least valuable, which was a source of laughter for everyone.

One day, someone who watched the group called him aside and asked if he had not yet received the greatest currency was worth less.

- I know, "replied I'm not that dumb. This is worth five times less, but the day I choose the other, the game is over and I'm not going to win more coins ...

The story could end here, as a simple joke, but you can draw several conclusions:

1. Who looks stupid, not always.
2. Who were the real idiots in history?
3. An ambition may end up cutting your income.

But the most interesting conclusion is:

We can be good, even when others do not have a high opinion of ourselves. Therefore, what matters is not what they think of us, but what we really are. The greatest pleasure of a wise man is to appear an idiot in front of an idiot who pretends to be intelligent. Anonymous **** ****




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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

How Much To Renew Your License Ohio

IX Test: Do not touch the baket my mother

The trial, I do not remember how long, was again characterized by the absence of most of the components of the group, we had to Luisa that went into the half, and LordHeras rage had its traditional, but this time the incredible group does not get scratched by any song, and displayed his anger on the sticks of the mother of Pego, ending with the destruction of one of them.
When the Lord of the Hare returned from his berserker state, apologized for his attack and decided to solve it baqueticida taking with them from that moment on his ramrod Stormrider I got in the concert of Epica, if a server believes that the stick was really Epica. And shut up that could actually take your mallet Within Temptation or the False Start (which won in the same place where the big Rape tested), both considerably less value than the Epica's Stormrider even if, as Within Temptation and False Start do not reach even the soles of shoes the worst of the group that Epica would be (this also in view of a server ^ ^). Sensei **** ****
Pego

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Ear Blocked Ringing After Swimming

Guardians of Valhalla are uncovered

UuUuuunneeeEeEteeeEEeEe LEAVE ME THE 5 QUESTIONS you want and I'll answer
NO matter what, personal, dirty, private, or random they are, I'll try to answer them honestly. In return, you will have to post this message in your own LJ and answer the questions you are asked. I've seen is a lot of people, but I copied it to Hidarilinks:)

Monday, June 20, 2005

Wella Color Conversion Chart

not the fascists, yes to gay

In view of the impending patent by the Christian sect of Catholics of the word marriage and in solidarity with the gay community created the campaign: MI

AMAD @ OTRACO

Viewing qe is so important to the sect of Catholics the word marriage going to donate it and use it as qe own enjoyment. Starting today, call your partner "OTRACO." We all know, when love is true semantics is more, people joining their lives to create joint projects and not a stupid rule checking. Another alternative is to call the very loving and apples pears. If you are interested in more variations, please contact the counseling of a-social shocks of the City of Madrid.

is a rule of thumb, if you agree to marry gays qe and qe scale you will call your union refused marriage ... but call your own double bond. The few from there are the ridiculous qe Catholics will unite in marriage instead of joining in "OTRACO" like normal people.


"marriage" is a trademark owned comercial Roman Catholic church, use without proper authorization shall include the appropriate legal measures

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Tick Tock White Rubber Bracelet Meaning

The 3

I. THE IRA

1. Who do you angry last? BC: With Raul / TC: With myself to fall asleep when I went to the gym
2. What is the weapon of your choice? BC: A knife / TC:
NIPPLE 3. "Hit someone of the opposite sex? BC: It depends Are you good? / TC: Do not think I could with it
4. What's hit someone of the same sex? BC: No uncle I will not put depends ... is it good? / TMC: Only if it does not knife or
NIPPLE 5. Who was the last person who has really pissed at you? B: The monster of the game ... / T: My mother
6. What is your favorite pet to download? B: I dunno, whatever soft and not do much damage when hit / T: I myself


II.
LAZINESS
1. Is there anything that you're supposed to do every day but that does not make much? God fuck / / T: Making love (like a fucking bastard rabbit)
2. What is the late hour at which you woke up? God: At one o'clock xD / / T: the never
3. Name one person you should have contacted but have not done: god: with a friend of mine whose name can not be pronounced with which signals should be contacted through fields of wheat / / T: Karina
4. What is the latest excuse without rhyme or easy to discover, that you have? B: Um ... wuarb wruarbs .... Was he / / G: But honey, it was you, you know I never put the horns / / T: I was with an aunt / / god: a raccoon came in through the window!
5. Have you seen the teleshopping [ultimately] not ever leaving your whole couch or change the channel? No, I do not care if something I do not see {response Cl @ UDIA courtesy of the sister of the great bass} / / T: I'm telling you / / B: No uncle
6. When was the last time you made a decent sport? diopside: Last Saturday / / B: I never do decently, I always wear pink pants / / T: On Tuesday in Ninjutsu, or better now vice to Resident Evil 4
7. How many times have you stopped the alarm clock today ? B: I have no clock, I can not stop my mother! / / T: 4, and then not wake up (see answer I.1)


III. THE
GULA
1. What is your dearest and pijísima favorite alcoholic beverage? God: The Ron / / B: The Ripple xD / / H: reserve wine from 45
2. "Carnivore? B: Yes xD / / T: Omnivorous
3. What is the maximum amount of alcohol you have taken in one sitting? B: From a sitting? What a drink or a day?! xD / / T: 13 liters of too much too diverse
4. Have you ever tried a diet made by a professional? B: I've never dieted, with this body serrano, tummy it no one can resist me the other day, in the 666 who were more good? The chubby, chubby which is always the one that is more good / / T: I follow a strict diet you buy all the food you can until you pop or you run out of strips, in the latter case all the food gumi you until it bursts or I'll burst by gocho.
5. Do you have a score to settle with your weight? God fucking with sperm that rarely leaves me in the ass / / B: With my weight? If I'm good tó pa "what weight will I have? / / T: I try to always weigh 69, 77, 45 or 107 kilos
6. What do you prefer: sweet, salty or spiced hot? God spiced spicy / / B: Sweet / / T: All and together: P
7. Have you ever looked at a small animal or child and thought "Child ... "I fear that?" God: Yes, often / / B: Yes, I am very afraid muahahahahahaha / / T: I just think that when I look in the mirror, because I am so ugly it scared me

Friday, May 13, 2005

Gay Park Cruising Pittsburgh

sins to a thief who steals has 107 years of forgiveness

Recomiéndame:

1.
film 2. a book
3. a musical artist, song or album
4. LJ user who does not have in my friends
5. dinner should
6. a web page ... pónmelo

a comment and then put this in your journal.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Msts Amtrak Pacific Surfliner

Essay VII: Super Cutter, Super Gay, Super Pato Loco

Today, without fans or batteries (so no Muso, the battery was replaced temporarily Super Pato Loco / RFG * by Victor S uper
) the big band played Smoke on the Water, basically, about 13 times, played half Wicked Game and Join me in Death, Super Victor surprised with its great guitar version of the incredibly successful "I remember London, and was desbordao supergay also pieces of taps, the SúperPatoLoco ighual that his handling of the battery nor the XD Saragota
But duty called Suprecutre and qu armed with his suit and pants fillers and fought evil with 2 big companions in celebration of Spring which Yturralde Scout group SúperPatoLoco was a member during his childhood, which was shit, was programmed to monitor fire, fighter mat, dance and not I know few things but all that suspendioeron other, and neither was climbing or Ostia. The theme was superheroes, and some suckers disguised as One Piece, the which is neither superhero nor ostia, won the competition by stealing the award for his SuperCutre and so they had to fight a duel to the death with them. Supergay stole a sign of no use in case of fire knowing that it ends, and little else, SúperPatoLoco carried out 13 photos of the situation. Later
superheroes rock trio went to see god, and when in a moment of comfort and SuperPatoLoco supergay orgasmic, God sent them to hell so I had to flee to low Opañel, where they met other 2 fans (one Jevy and a woman (old degún supergay, but supergay not know, was a lady and ball point)), were 4-4 in a football SuperCutre Vs supergay & SuperPatoLoco and regresarton to their dens, where they met with another horde of fans, from Bolivia or do not know where, among whom was a champion of Taekwondo.
heavys Greetings everyone! Sensei **** ****