50. best quotes about IT 8. Many of you are familiar with the virtues of the programmer. There are only three, and of course it is: laziness, impatience and hubris.
- Larry Wall
50. Programming today - it is a race software developers who want to write programs more and better idiotoustoychivostyu, and the universe, which is trying to create bigger and better idiots. While the universe is winning.
- Rick Cook
49. Lisp - this is not a language, and building material.
- Alan Kay
48. Walk on water and develop a program, following the specification, it is very simple ... if they are frozen.
- Edward V Berard
47. They do not make bugs like Bunny (Bugs Bunny).
- Olav Mjelde.
46. Low-level language - is when you want attention to things that nothing to do with the programs in that language.
- Alan J. Perlis.
45. Programming in C looks like a fast dance on the newly polished floor of people with sharp razors in the hands of
- Waldi Ravens.
44. I've always dreamed about that my computer could be used as easily as a telephone, my dream came true: I can not understand how to use my phone.
- Bjarne Stroustrup
43. Education programming can not be an expert to teach, as well as studying brushes and paints can not turning anyone into an artist.
- Eric S. Raymond
42. Do not worry, if something is not working. If everything worked, you would be fired.
- Mosher's Law of Software Engineering
41. I think that Microsoft calls the technology . Net so that it is not shown in the list of directories Unix.
- Oktal
40. Well, Java, MAYBE a good example would look like tongue. But then the program Java - a good example of how NOT to write software.
- pixadel
39. Given the current lamentable state of our programs, we can say that programming is definitely still black magic, and while we can not call it a technical discipline.
- Bill Clinton
38. The use of COBOL cripples the mind; on this basis, learning the language should be recognized as a criminal offense.
- EW Dijkstra
37. Object-oriented version of "spaghetti code" - this, of course, "lasagna code" (very many layers).
- Roberto Waltman
36. FORTRAN - this is not a flower, a weed: it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer
- Alan J. Perlis.
35. For me a long time been a mystery, as something that is very expensive and tech can be so useless. And soon I realized that the computer - this is a stupid machine that has the ability to perform incredibly smart things, while the programmers - it's smart people who have the talent to do the incredible stupidity. In short, they found each other.
- Bill Bryson
34. In my selfish view, most C programs should be formatted with margins of 2 meters down and covered with earth.
- Blair P. Houghton.
33. When someone says: "I want a programming language that can do what he will say, then I give that man a lollipop.
- Alan J. Perlis
32. The evolution of languages: FORTRAN - not a strongly typed language, C - a weakly typed language. Ada - strongly typed language. C + + - high-blown language.
- Ron Sercely
31. In a good design, adding stuff is cheaper than this very thing.
- Thomas C. Gale
30. If you call the Python replacement BASIC, then and transformer Optimus Prime - is only the replacement truck.
- Cory Dodt
29. Chatter is worth nothing. Show me the code.
- Linus Torvalds
28. It is evident that perfection is reached not when there is already nothing to add, but when nothing can be taken away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
27. C - is a quirky, imperfect but incredibly successful language.
- Dennis M. Ritchie.
26. In theory, theory and practice are inseparable. In practice, it is not.
- Yoggi Berra
25. You can not create good software without good team, but most software teams behave like a problematic family.
- Jim McCarthy
24. PHP - is a little evil, created by incompetent newcomers whereas Perl - it is a great and insidious evil created by the skillful, but perverted professionals.
- Jon Ribbens
23. Programming - it's like hitting yourself in the face, early or later, your nose will bleed.
- Kyle Woodbury
22. Perl - a language that looks the same both before and after RSA encryption ...
- Keith Bostic
21. It is much easier to port shell than the script on the shell.
- Larry Wall
20. I invented the concept of "object-oriented," but I would say that does not mean C + + in this case.
- Alan Kay
19. The study of programming has the same relation to the design of interactive systems, such as learning touch typing to writing poetry.
- Ted Nelson
18. The best programmers are not just a little better than good. They are much better than by any standards: conceptual thinking, speed, ingenuity and ability to find solutions.
- Randall E. Stross
17. If McDonalds would be a software company, they have one in a hundred Big Macs would have been poisoned, and their response would be: "We are sorry, here's a coupon for two more Big Mac."
- Mark Minasi
16. Beware of bugs in the code above, I have only proved correct, but do not run it.
- Donald E. Knuth.
15. Analysis of computer systems - it's like training children, can cause enormous harm, but we can not guarantee success.
- Tom DeMarco
14. I do not care whether it rabotaet on your machines! We do not give their customers!
- Vidiu Platon.
13. Sometimes it's better to stay to sleep at home on Monday, than to spend the whole week debugging code written on Monday.
- Christopher Thompson
12. Measure productivity programming by counting lines of code - it's like to evaluate the construction of the aircraft on its weight.
- Bill Gates
11. Debugging code twice harder than writing it. So that if you write the code as cleverly as you can, then you are, by definition, smart enough to debug it.
- Brian W. Kernighan.
10. People think that the programming - the science of the elect, but in reality the opposite is true - just a lot of people are creating programs that use the wrong program, just as if building a wall of the small blocks.
- Donald Knuth
9. First, learn the science of programming and the whole theory. Further develop your programming style. Then forget everything just programming.
- George Carrette
8. Many of you are familiar with the virtues of the programmer. There are only three, and of course it is: laziness, impatience and hubris.
- Larry Wall
7. Most programs today are like the Egyptian pyramids in a million bricks at each other and without the structural integrity - they are simply constructed by brute force and thousands of slaves.
- Alan Kay
6. The difficulty of working with programmer is that you can not understand what he was doing until long before it's too late.
- Seymour Cray
5. Iteration is human, recursion is divine.
- L. Peter Deutsch
4. I have twice asked [the members of Parliament]: "Tell me by milos, Mr. Babbage, what happens if you enter the car the wrong numbers? Cmozhem we get the right answer? "I can not even imagine what confusion in the mind can lead to a similar question.
- Charles Babbage
3. Most good programmers do their job, not because they expect a payment or recognition, but because they enjoy the programming.
- Linus Torvalds
2. Always write your code as if to accompany him to be prone to violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Martin Golding
1. There are two ways to create a design program. One of them is to make it so simple that it obviously will not be drawbacks. Another way - to make it so confusing that it will not have obvious shortcomings.
- CAR Hoare
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