Monday, January 31, 2011

Smacked Over Her Knee

cleaning

Where can I get self-cleaning stove and microwave oven? For this is pure masochism.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

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RTU

3 semesters worth of * I in the mouth to finally appeared interesting subjects.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ganier Light Face Wash

UC Berkeley

Berkeley University puts a bunch of lectures on the tube. A pleasure to listen to at least a course on functional programming:)

http://www.youtube.com/user/UCBerkeley

Friday, January 28, 2011

Funny Indian Wedding Invitation Wording

Japanese cat

Body Fortress High Performance Creatine

Q 1500 Eur

the French more questions no.



via http://ibigdan.livejournal.com/7983383.html

[UPD] here comes a fun addition:
Almost a third of Russians believe in the rotation of the Sun around the Earth
http://lenta. ru/news/2007/04/21/educated /

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Figis Buttermilk Pancake Mix

About Meadows

Standard public mood, yeah:)



Continuing question:

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Can You Windows Drivers Into Uni

Merlin

Merlin - the only horse in the world, which perceives the bullfight as a game with a bull. For history, no horse could not stand and 5 fights. This stands for 5 years and conducted more than 200 fights.

via http://ibigdan.livejournal.com/7968534.html?view=132029206 # t132029206

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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LV

Here's to us and showed what it takes гос полиция:
http://www.tvnet.lv/zinas/kriminalzinas/363383-iespejams_laupisanas_lieta_aizturetie_policisti_ir_brali_hristoforidi

И чего стоит гос медицина:
http://rus.tvnet.lv/novosti/obschjestvo/157576-roditjeli_vinjat_vrachjey_v_smjerti_rjebjenka

Про политиков и прочую нечисть я вообще молчу. Разогнать filthy broom, and all at once. Not the fact that it would be better, but certainly no worse.

Monday, January 24, 2011

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atlas shrugged

Perhaps the only movie that I'm really looking forward.

http://www.atlasshruggedpart1.com/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Can I Tel If Im Pregant By My Cm

BTA

Since February Card AmEx, issued by Citadel of Hell Giensiedige prehodyat under the wing of the BTA. While valid for one year if they manage it - then longer. Very satisfied, because finally comprehensible and adequate facilities, well, terrible word on G does not have to pronounce:) We made a good presentation about the new insurance. Of interesting:

> A client injured his leg at a resort in Switzerland. The insurance operation done on the spot. Cost is fun to 18,000 Eur, while during operation has been damaged some cunning nerve. The girl became an invalid. "In my experience, the more Arabs in Europe, the worse the medicine. Try to be treated here. "

- not sure though, that our Indians will be better, but all the same. (by yourself)

> The only advantage that we have received from the EU, it is perhaps EVAK cards, but keep in mind that they only accept the new EU countries. Somewhere in the mountains between Austria and you require insurance or cash, as settlement between the states occurs in within 2 years.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Punta Cana Imangine Bar

Teeworlds

Walking on Debian-Repository-native stumbled upon Teeworlds. Terrific fun. Who needs 3D graphics, where there is a gameplay:))

http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeworlds

Foot Ligament Ache -round

50. best quotes about IT

8. Many of you are familiar with the virtues of the programmer. There are only three, and of course it is: laziness, impatience and hubris.
- Larry Wall



50. Programming today - it is a race software developers who want to write programs more and better idiotoustoychivostyu, and the universe, which is trying to create bigger and better idiots. While the universe is winning.
- Rick Cook

49. Lisp - this is not a language, and building material.
- Alan Kay

48. Walk on water and develop a program, following the specification, it is very simple ... if they are frozen.
- Edward V Berard


47. They do not make bugs like Bunny (Bugs Bunny).
- Olav Mjelde.

46. Low-level language - is when you want attention to things that nothing to do with the programs in that language.
- Alan J. Perlis.

45. Programming in C looks like a fast dance on the newly polished floor of people with sharp razors in the hands of
- Waldi Ravens.

44. I've always dreamed about that my computer could be used as easily as a telephone, my dream came true: I can not understand how to use my phone.
- Bjarne Stroustrup

43. Education programming can not be an expert to teach, as well as studying brushes and paints can not turning anyone into an artist.
- Eric S. Raymond

42. Do not worry, if something is not working. If everything worked, you would be fired.
- Mosher's Law of Software Engineering

41. I think that Microsoft calls the technology . Net so that it is not shown in the list of directories Unix.
- Oktal

40. Well, Java, MAYBE a good example would look like tongue. But then the program Java - a good example of how NOT to write software.
- pixadel

39. Given the current lamentable state of our programs, we can say that programming is definitely still black magic, and while we can not call it a technical discipline.
- Bill Clinton

38. The use of COBOL cripples the mind; on this basis, learning the language should be recognized as a criminal offense.
- EW Dijkstra

37. Object-oriented version of "spaghetti code" - this, of course, "lasagna code" (very many layers).
- Roberto Waltman

36. FORTRAN - this is not a flower, a weed: it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer
- Alan J. Perlis.

35. For me a long time been a mystery, as something that is very expensive and tech can be so useless. And soon I realized that the computer - this is a stupid machine that has the ability to perform incredibly smart things, while the programmers - it's smart people who have the talent to do the incredible stupidity. In short, they found each other.
- Bill Bryson

34. In my selfish view, most C programs should be formatted with margins of 2 meters down and covered with earth.
- Blair P. Houghton.

33. When someone says: "I want a programming language that can do what he will say, then I give that man a lollipop.
- Alan J. Perlis

32. The evolution of languages: FORTRAN - not a strongly typed language, C - a weakly typed language. Ada - strongly typed language. C + + - high-blown language.
- Ron Sercely

31. In a good design, adding stuff is cheaper than this very thing.
- Thomas C. Gale

30. If you call the Python replacement BASIC, then and transformer Optimus Prime - is only the replacement truck.
- Cory Dodt

29. Chatter is worth nothing. Show me the code.
- Linus Torvalds

28. It is evident that perfection is reached not when there is already nothing to add, but when nothing can be taken away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

27. C - is a quirky, imperfect but incredibly successful language.
- Dennis M. Ritchie.

26. In theory, theory and practice are inseparable. In practice, it is not.
- Yoggi Berra

25. You can not create good software without good team, but most software teams behave like a problematic family.
- Jim McCarthy

24. PHP - is a little evil, created by incompetent newcomers whereas Perl - it is a great and insidious evil created by the skillful, but perverted professionals.
- Jon Ribbens

23. Programming - it's like hitting yourself in the face, early or later, your nose will bleed.
- Kyle Woodbury

22. Perl - a language that looks the same both before and after RSA encryption ...
- Keith Bostic

21. It is much easier to port shell than the script on the shell.
- Larry Wall

20. I invented the concept of "object-oriented," but I would say that does not mean C + + in this case.
- Alan Kay

19. The study of programming has the same relation to the design of interactive systems, such as learning touch typing to writing poetry.
- Ted Nelson

18. The best programmers are not just a little better than good. They are much better than by any standards: conceptual thinking, speed, ingenuity and ability to find solutions.
- Randall E. Stross

17. If McDonalds would be a software company, they have one in a hundred Big Macs would have been poisoned, and their response would be: "We are sorry, here's a coupon for two more Big Mac."
- Mark Minasi

16. Beware of bugs in the code above, I have only proved correct, but do not run it.
- Donald E. Knuth.

15. Analysis of computer systems - it's like training children, can cause enormous harm, but we can not guarantee success.
- Tom DeMarco

14. I do not care whether it rabotaet on your machines! We do not give their customers!
- Vidiu Platon.

13. Sometimes it's better to stay to sleep at home on Monday, than to spend the whole week debugging code written on Monday.
- Christopher Thompson

12. Measure productivity programming by counting lines of code - it's like to evaluate the construction of the aircraft on its weight.
- Bill Gates

11. Debugging code twice harder than writing it. So that if you write the code as cleverly as you can, then you are, by definition, smart enough to debug it.
- Brian W. Kernighan.

10. People think that the programming - the science of the elect, but in reality the opposite is true - just a lot of people are creating programs that use the wrong program, just as if building a wall of the small blocks.
- Donald Knuth

9. First, learn the science of programming and the whole theory. Further develop your programming style. Then forget everything just programming.
- George Carrette

8. Many of you are familiar with the virtues of the programmer. There are only three, and of course it is: laziness, impatience and hubris.
- Larry Wall

7. Most programs today are like the Egyptian pyramids in a million bricks at each other and without the structural integrity - they are simply constructed by brute force and thousands of slaves.
- Alan Kay

6. The difficulty of working with programmer is that you can not understand what he was doing until long before it's too late.
- Seymour Cray

5. Iteration is human, recursion is divine.
- L. Peter Deutsch

4. I have twice asked [the members of Parliament]: "Tell me by milos, Mr. Babbage, what happens if you enter the car the wrong numbers? Cmozhem we get the right answer? "I can not even imagine what confusion in the mind can lead to a similar question.
- Charles Babbage

3. Most good programmers do their job, not because they expect a payment or recognition, but because they enjoy the programming.
- Linus Torvalds

2. Always write your code as if to accompany him to be prone to violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Martin Golding

1. There are two ways to create a design program. One of them is to make it so simple that it obviously will not be drawbacks. Another way - to make it so confusing that it will not have obvious shortcomings.
- CAR Hoare

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Cancer Inspirational Quotes

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One of the main advantages of their own cars, that there is no need to listen to ezheutrenny flow of delirium in public transport.